Now we are getting somewhere.

This morning my wife came down to tell me about the need to change phone service and other items into my name.

She told me she found a three bedroom house with a fireplace where she plans to move.
(She knows nothing of how to work a fireplace but plans on using it to save money on heating bills.)

She claimed that she has no intention of filing for divorce.

She told me that she has plans of changing the children into a new school district.

She claims that I told the children that I wanted her to worship me, and that is her source for knowing what I want from her.

She is happy with her decisions.

Thunk.